Our fearless leader demonstrates a new way to drink apple juice.
Our fearless leader was threatened with a coup when he suggested that the girls should take the tents closest to the trees and the back of the mountain, the direction FROM WHICH BEARS COULD EMERGE, in which case the girls would become bear food very quickly.
But after we pointed that out, our fearless leader explained that he suggested that arrangement because he thought we wanted more privacy. He said he realized we wanted security more than we needed privacy. So the girls got the tents closest to the edge of the water. As Kim said, we had no clue what to do if a bear decided to join our camping party, but the least we could do was either try to swim away or attempt to push off in our tippy canoes.
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